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king of the rats
5 hours ago on 17 September 2014 @ 11:57am 107,372 notes

My Least Favorite Trope (and this post will include spoilers for The Lego Movie, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Matrix, Western Civilization, and—cod help me—Bulletproof Monk*.) is the thing where there’s an awesome, smart, wonderful, powerful female character who by all rights ought to be the Chosen One and the hero of the movie, who is tasked with taking care of some generally ineffectual male character who is, for reasons of wish fulfillment, actually the person the film focuses on. She mentors him, she teaches him, and she inevitably becomes his girlfriend… and he gets the job she wanted: he gets to be the Chosen One even though she’s obviously far more qualified. And all he has to do to get it and deserve it is Man Up and Take Responsibility.

And that’s it. Every god-damned time. The mere fact of naming the films above and naming the trope gives away the entire plot and character arc of every single movie.

~ Elizabeth Bear - My Least Favorite Trope (via feministquotes)
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via  liamdryden  (originally  feministquotes)
7 hours ago on 17 September 2014 @ 10:33am 41,604 notes

why do people order thin and crispy pizza

love yourself

17 hours ago on 17 September 2014 @ 12:26am 14 notes

A long time ago, she remembered her father saying that when the cold wind blows the lone wolf dies but the pack survives. He had it all backwards. Arya, the lone wolf, still lived, but the wolves of the pack had been taken and slain and skinned.

via  danielcraigs  (originally  aryastarks)
1 day ago on 16 September 2014 @ 2:00pm 5,067 notes

pussylipgloss:

sickomobb:

don’t mind my doc marten suede grey goat hair oxfords

sorry some of my beard wax for my curly muscle man mustache is sliding down into my mouth its ok its made from real honey comb wax i dont even mind the taste

via  kim-jong-chill  (originally  sergeantd)
1 day ago on 16 September 2014 @ 10:41am 17,907 notes
Rob & Charlie recast Game of Thrones with cast of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia [x]
1 day ago on 16 September 2014 @ 10:36am 655 notes
via  liamdryden  (originally  arwenundomie)
2 days ago on 15 September 2014 @ 2:00pm 5,175 notes

Lost 100th episode celebration 

2 days ago on 14 September 2014 @ 8:00pm 636 notes
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via  liamdryden  (originally  fire-and-gasoline)
2 days ago on 14 September 2014 @ 7:56pm 7,441 notes

remusjohnslupin:

the potter generation }
→ the character they butchered the most in the movies

2 days ago on 14 September 2014 @ 7:44pm 6,633 notes
what did you put the pez dispenser on her leg for in the first place?
i don’t know, it was an impulse.
what kind of a sick impulse is that?
via  charleskellys  (originally  charleskellys)
3 days ago on 14 September 2014 @ 2:44pm 115 notes

They’re “together” as in… They live together. Like, not as roommates. […] I thought it was kind of obvious. I mean, who couldn’t see that comin’? - Hurley (5x10)

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via  soldierbucky  (originally  missanniehall)
3 days ago on 14 September 2014 @ 2:00pm 559 notes

DID I MENTION THAT IM GOING TO SEE SAY ANYTHING + SAVES THE DAY + REGGIE AND THE FULL EFFECT WITH STEPHIE IN DECEMBER AND ALSO I GET TO SEE HER THIS MONTH AS WELL [THROWS CONFETTI IN UR EYES] 😀😀🎉🎊

3 days ago on 14 September 2014 @ 1:39am 4 notes

waerlogas:

i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier

3 days ago on 14 September 2014 @ 1:10am 376,438 notes

✨💋💫

3 days ago on 13 September 2014 @ 10:52pm 18 notes