- every cat ever: oh you're sleeping? that's weird because it's actually BATH TIME U SEE [licks crotch for 45 minutes]
Photographer Mattias Klum from National Geographic gets close and personal with a lion.
when will terry richardson die
3. Kenneth “Kenny” McCormick / Mysterion “South Park”
yeah, the need for acknowledgment and validation from other people is 1000% a product of the internet and social media
prior to the rise of the electric demon web, people existed as self-contained brains in jars filled with crystal pepsi and nutrient paste. nobody ever needed validation. a man could just chop his firewood in complete silence and didn’t nobody pay no never mind
I’m talking about spectacular, consciousness altering love. Do you know what that looks like? I’ve seen it, mate, on the plane back from Sydney.
Clueless (1995) “He does dress better than I do, what would I bring to the relationship?”
treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me
no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry
*4-second-long fart noise*